Riddles

                                                                                                                                                                                                           Riddles

What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall down!

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

What is a volcano?
A mountain with hiccups!

What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!

What is the tallest building in town?

 The library—it has a lot of stories.

What’s grey and can’t see well from either end?

A donkey with shut eye.

What’s the centre of gravity?

The letter ‘V’.

What does every girl have that she can always count on?

Fingers.

What are two things you can not have for break fast?

Lunch and Dinner.

What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?

Lots of blood tests.

What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste, and a soul that cannot die?

A shoe.

What can you hear but not see and only speak when it is spoken to?

An echo.

What’s red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why do firemen wear red braces?

To keep their trousers up.

When do clocks die?

When their times up.

What kind of dress can not be worn?

Your address.

How does a fire place feel?

Grate!!

What cup can you never drink out of?

A hiccup.

What kind of ship never sinks?

Friend ship.

What bet can never be won?

Alphabet.

Why do doctors wear masks when operating?

Because if they make a mistake no one will know who did it.

I am always running and never stop or get tired. I have a bank but no money. I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?

A river.

 Posted by Rida Irfan and Harum Wajid